I Met a Dumb Person Today

by Nick Bohl on October 4, 2010

I recently came in contact with a dumbness singularity. A black hole of brainpower. This man was so dumb he was less than a void of intellect. He is literally sucking the brain capacity out of the world as we speak.

It’s a terrifying and breathtaking spectacle. Like watching a 30 ton diamond as it’s catapulted into your face. Beautiful and horrifying. I’ve watched good solid concepts be thrown at him, yet they just get sucked into oblivion. They’re aimed perfectly and at first seem like they might get absorbed, and yet…they’re gone! Pulled into spaghetti and sucked down, down into nothingness forever and ever!! He is….the maelstrom of dumb. It. Is. Incredible.

So here’s how it got started: The atheist antidote favorites a video of this guy, and I check it out. I’m perplexed. So I watch the related videos of his. One particularly is the stunning climax of his series on “why atheists are retarded” (his words). Watch it now (by copying and pasting this link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkZyhxvTyME). I’ll wait.  …but AAAAAhHHhh!H!H&^R@^%E DON’T GET SUCKED IN!! I know. I almost had my intestines ripped out through my ankles that time. Now I know it probably makes most of you want to tear your own faces off, but let’s just go through his claims. The Great Irish Brain Vortex lists the “biggest murderers in world history”:

Hitler – multi-millions KILLED!

Stalin – multi-millions KILLED!!

Lenin – multi-millions KILLED!!@*

Mao – multi-millions KILLED!!!!@Q*&%*

Saddam Hussein – multi-millions (or maybe just thousands) KILLED!!!!

Mahatma Gandhi – multi-millions….killed?

And to top it off, he says “they were all atheists”. (which is followed by a maternal nod) So let’s not even get into facts like Hitler was a christian along with the nazi party which was strongly against atheism, and Stalin was much more involved in the Orthadox Church than his politics would suggest, and that Lenin did not kill even close to millions upon millions, and that Saddam was a Sunni Muslim and that atheism is utterly unrelated to moral nihilism nor moral obligations. My mind was wiped of those errors when I hit his last accusation. Gandhi. An incredibly morally disciplined non-violent hindu who never physically harmed a soul was being accused of killing millions upon millions of people in the name of atheism.

“Ah” I thought to myself, “this man is simply misinformed. Incredibly misinformed. Clearly. He thinks Gandhi was a genocidal atheist. Which is...I just..how is that’s possible? I don’t …but I know! I’ll do him a favor and correct him in the comment section”, and so I scrolled down.

Turns out I wasn’t the only one who thought to correct him though, and as you read through his comments you may come to realize what I did. “Oh…” I thought, “he’s dumb as fucking bricks” Here are some of his most incredible responses to criticisms:

“The KKK is not Christian. How can they be Christian? That’s like saying Gandhi was a Buddhist. Christians never killed anyone because they didn’t believe in God. Those people killed themselves.”

“Actually Gandhi was Islam.”

“Mohamed Gandhi was Atheist and his militia killed over 27,000 Sikhs and Buddhists in India.”

“@stefatrop Give me one example of a time when a church goer killed somebody…”

“@AIOTool Hitler was Germanic Paganist Atheist.”

“@JetpackNinjaDinosaur god never killed anyone. what atheist propaganda machine did you get that from? the origin of species by that n00b richard dawkins? he failed epically.”

“@evilotakuneko Hitler was Atheist, Hussein was Atheist, Gandhi was Atheist (and his militia killed millions upon millions, so were does nonviolence come in?). They all killed because they lack any moral compass.”

“@arnold8100 Pol Pot was an Atheist Muslim and he was in power of Malaysia, not Cambodia. Get your facts straight.”

“In contrast to what the mainstream media has made you swallow, Mahatma Gandhi and his murdering, raping, pillaging militant groups, viciously murdered millions of people, especially Buddhists, Christians, Jains, Sikhs and Muslims.”

“So what if he was Jewish or Occultist? Those are Atheists too. They don’t believe in God, do they?”

“@FHomeBrew Atheism means ‘not believing in God’. That means Muslims, Jews, Hindu’s, Buddhists, Sikhs, Paganists, Shamanists, are all Atheists. They don’t believe in the True God.”

“@arnold8100 If you read “The Eternal Peace Between Christians and Muslims” by Abu Musab al-Suri, you will read that there never have been Crusades or Holy Wars. This was all made up by Atheist historians to make Christians and Muslims look bad.”

I wished I knew how this happened. I wished I knew how somebody could end up so incredibly backwards and incredibly confident about it. And then I remembered…Oh yeah…religion. Religion can turn sense into nonsense, fact into lies, heros into genocidal maniacs, history into fantasy, and fantasy into history. And best of all, it’s everywhere and being pumped into the minds of children as soon as they learn how to think.

Fantastic.

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  • acabtr

    Sounds like a troll to me, no one can be THAT stupid (i hope).

  • Lisa Fite

    I understand why he has such amazing confidence in all that he says. He is clearly making up his own ‘facts’. Nothing he sees or hears that contradicts what he wants to see or hear will get through the kool-aid scented blob he calls a brain.

  • Troy

    This guy can’t be serious. Especially reading the comments… But sadly, i think he is :(

  • badmash

    I just signed up to your blogs rss feed. Will you post more on this subject?

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